Each year brings a fun, new Service Programming/First Impressions Christmas party. And each party brings a new David Letterman-style top 10 list. Last year’s list was: The top ten things you’ll never hear at NewPointe.
This year’s list: The top ten reasons Santa does not attend NewPointe. Are you ready? Here we go…
10. There are no chimneys at any of the campuses.
9. No designated sleigh parking (he’d have to park in the south lot and walk way too far)
8. Unhappy about Dave D not hearing the jingle bell anymore
7. He doesn’t own any jeans.
6. He’s holding out for a North Pole campus
5. Says Reign Forest is too tropical for his taste.
4. Keeps getting stuck in the tubes in the playland.
3. Takes too long to check in all those elves into Velocity.
2. Somehow always ends up sitting behind “cowboy hat guy” and can see a thing.
1. Dwight Mason’s actually on the Naughty List!
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