whose toes are those?

A recent revision to the NPCC dress code now makes a provision for the wearing of flip-flops. I noticed a lot of 'exposed toes' yesterday so I got my camera phone out and decided to have a little fun. Here you'll see 13 sets of toes. Can you match the toes to the NPCC staffer?

1.

Whose toes are those?

A. Mike Conn

B. Barbara Knecht

C. Kayleigh Delk

D. Dave Mast

2.
Whose toes are those?
A. Cindy Colucy
B. Sherry Schie
C. Miriam Beachy
D. Faye Stingel






3.
Whose toes are those?
A. Steve Conn
B. Brandon Bunnelle
C. Kevin West
D. Chad Stutzman








4.
Whose toes are those?
A. Miriam Beachy
B. Jessica Rilke
C. Kayleigh Delk
D. Teresa Raber







5.
Whose toes are those?
A. Jane Miller
B. Cindy Colucy
C. Barb Knecht
D. Dwight Mason









6.
Whose toes are those?
A. Jane Miller
B. Faye Stingel
C. Scott Bell
D. Sherry Schie









7.
Whose toes are those?
A. Mike Conn
B. Danny Bunnelle
C. Dan Liebman
D. John Bunn








8.
Whose toes are those?
A. Miriam Beachy
B. Jean Vacha
C. Sherry Schie
D. Cindy Colucy








9.
Whose toes are those?
A. Teresa Raber
B. Kayleigh Delk
C. Barbara Knecht
D. Sherry Schie







10.
Whose toes are those?
A. Matt Beres
B. Scott Bell
C. Blake Wood
D. Dave D'Angelo








11.
Whose toes are those?
A. Matt Beres
B. Kevin West
C. Chad Stutzman
D. Danny Bunnelle







12.
Whose toes are those?
A. Jean Vacha
B. Jane Miller
C. Miriam Beachy
D. Anita Ballentine








13.
Whose toes are those?
A. John Bunn
B. Chad Stutzman
C. Danny Bunnelle
D. Dwight Mason









Go for it...Toe Identification Championship bragging rights are on the line. Answers will be posted this weekend.

i love stuff like this...

check it out:

and you thought YOUR wife took a long time in the bathroom...

Read this story (click on headline): Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years

(The boyfriend) told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and
water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,”’ Whipple said. “According to
him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”

By the way, check out the last name of the Ness County Sheriff. It's almost too funny to be true.

a 20-year streak comes to an end

Until yesterday I had quite a streak going: 20 years without puking. The last time I hurled I was 17--a senior in high school.

There are a couple reasons for the no-puke streak. First off, I don't get sick very often. Secondly, when I am sick--even with the flu, I just don't usually feel the urge to throw up. I've never tried to not throw up. I just haven't needed to...until yesterday.

I was sitting in my office at about 1:45 and all of the sudden I felt dizzy...just, boom! Out of nowhere. I didn't think much of it. I ran home to let the dog out (Jenny was out all day) and the dizziness started getting worse. I decided to lay down to see if it would go away. It didn't. I COULD NOT get the room to stop spinning.

I have no idea what caused it but a couple hours later, I found myself hunched over the toilet, heaving uncontrollably. Nice, huh?

And, of course, I'm thinking, Man! There goes my 20-year non-puke streak...right down the toilet.

I called Jenny a few minutes later. When she answered I said, "The streak is over." And she new exactly what I was talking about.

I feel better today...I just hope I can go another 20 years before the next time. It was NOT GOOD.